"That's not rideable" = B.S. Bad Attitudes = You look like a fucking joke.

One thing is for sure. There's all ways a way to shred. Whether it be your favorite Sunday times news paper out of flat-spell low interval mushy surf driven frustration or mind bending the crap out of something on a skateboard. Never say "it's not rideable". I will never forget my first experience on my 5'6" Vec shaped for me years ago. It's virtually bullet proof and is still water tight! There's all ways something to shred somewhere. I can surf 1/2 a foot to over-head on that 5'6" x 19.25" x 2 5/8" magic carpet!! We all can't make it to our favorite liquid ramps all the time. So if you can't rip, tear or shred a turn at your favorite break you can try a VAST ARRAY OF OPTIONS. 1. Tearing up Sunday's paper 2. Ripping up your favorite paper- back novella 3. Shredding some confidential documents at the work place 4. Slaying some epic cuisine 5. IF YOU SURF AND DON'T SKATEBOARD YOU NEED TO START (it may be the key to re claiming your surf-fever driven insanity!!!!) 6. Crank an attitude as a local scene-ster! (way too much localism going on lately!) Shots from the weekend: Franken-ramp keeps expanding. "Oh damn, a wall ride mini full-bowl!?....no WAY is the transition rideable!" "So rideable!" J A gets a ton of props(and should from everyone) for the continuous blood sweat tears and man hours he's put into this ramp.(not to mention his great surf etiquette!) He is the man. If you see him in the water you should let him know how fucking Newport and local he is.